Friday, 26 January 2007

Song Of The Week #2

This took some hard thinking, although that's not why it wasn't up Tuesday, I just kinda forgot.

I wanted to pick In The Sun, but I've gone on and on about that for weeks in my old blog. This weeks pick is from the under rated Travis (the band is called Travis, no one IN the band is called Travis). They were at the front of there game in the 90s here in the UK, and released some awesome songs, but this one has always appealed to me and seemed like the one people would like the most. So sit back and enjoy Sing by Travis:


Thursday, 25 January 2007

Mock The Week

Here in shitty old UK, we are not good for much...i've just discovered in comparison to Canada we are racist shit, and in comparison to America we are intelegent well behaved thin people...but we do make bloody good comedy, one being Mock The Week...enjoy...


Monday, 22 January 2007

A Mans Quest Is Never Over...

Ok, as you will no doubt have worked out by the fact I run a web-comic, I like to draw. Now although sometimes I draw something on my mind, a lot of the time, I just...well kinda let my imagination take over and see what comes out. Right now I'm in one of those moods, but I wanted to draw a picture for a friend...bit of a bugger. Anyway, I couldn't draw anything I wanted too, my brain was set on drawing this

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'A Man's Quest Is Never Over...'
By Timmy.J
Dedicated To Mouse

Sunday, 21 January 2007

Always a Pick-Me-Up

Feeling down? Welcome to my world when I run out of CocaCola to keep my sugar rush going ^_^ anyway, here's something I just bumped into on youtube from that awesome guy Adam Buxton...

Enjoy


Insult On The Dead...

Ok, I'd like to point out now, I don't give much for the dead. Call me what you like, but there dead, they don't really care what I say about them. What I do care about is whats said around the living connected to the dead. My grate gran was a horrible woman, so I don't mind saying things like Gang Green has made a new friend in me...I know no one in my family or around her liked her, and thus I don't feel anything for what I said, and I don't think it's anyone's right to condemn me for my comment. But I do think I have full right to condemn the wanker who came up with this:



Johnny Cash was an awesome man, and at least one of his songs touches most people (and for most people that song is Hurt). This video is meant to be a tribute to him...I'm all for tributes but listen to the quote at the beginning...'johnny always wore black, he wore black because he identified with the poor and the down trodden'. This is true, Johnny had risen from being one of them, so no doubt he did feel he was on an equal par with them and that's worthy of my respect I say. So why the fuck am I watching this video and seeing the following credited people:

Iggy Pop
Kanye West
Chris Martin
Kris Kristofferson
Patti Smith
Terrence Howard
Flea
Q-Tip
Adam Levine
Chris Rock
Justin Timberlake
Kate Moss
Sir Peter Blake
Sheryl Crow
Dennis Hopper
Woody Harrelson
Amy Lee
Tommy Lee
Dixie Chicks
Mick Jones
Sharon Stone
Bono
Shelby Lynne
Anthony Kiedis
Travis Barker
Lisa Marie Presley
Kid Rock
Jay Z
Keith Richards
Billy Gibbons
Corinne Bailey Rae
Johnny Depp
Graham Nash
Brian Wilson
Rick Rubin
Owen Wilson

Where the fuck are the downtrodden and poor?! Where are the average Joe's?! What the fuck possessed someone to stick a bunch of celebs in the video? and half these fuckers are not here as a tribute, there here for the pay and publicity, I doubt most of them like Johnny Cash, I'd be surprised if some of them had heard of him. God, and what the fuck is Bonno doing?! That self glorified prick, get back to pretending your doing some good for the word!

*ahem*

god...I feel better now...

So yeah...if like me you have some respect for Cash, don't remember him though this pathetic tribute...this takes away a piece of the soul in Hurt...that awesome song that a lot of us feel was his good-bye song, from both him and his wife...god rest both there souls...

Enjoy

Friday, 19 January 2007

About The Timmy!

Well I noticed that I run this blog, and a comic all about me, but I give away very little about myself. Instead of trying to come up with a list myself, I nabbed someone's myspace thingy, so excuse the HTML tag on it...here is me:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Timothy Philip Mark Johnson
Birthday:11/5/1987
Birthplace:South Wales
Current Location:South Wales
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5ft 8in
Right Handed or Left Handed:Left
Your Heritage:erm...Welsh?
The Shoes You Wore Today:Cheap Asda Range Lacless Shoes
Your Weakness:Puppy-Dog Looks
Your Fears:Clowns, Spiders, A World Without Internet, Death
Your Perfect Pizza:Cheese, Chicken, Tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Front Page Feature on Drunk Duck
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:'Why is the dog lieing on my chest?'
Your Best Physical Feature:I've been growing it for 3 or 4 years, so it's only right I say my Hair
Your Bedtime:god, about 3 - 5am
Your Most Missed Memory:Liverpool, when I was 7. That entire time...
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:I dunno, tbh I've avoided dating.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Not a clue o_O
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Nether
Do you Smoke:Only Pasivly
Do you Swear:Depends who I'm around
Do you Sing:From time to time, but mostly only Disney songs
Do you Shower Daily:Nope, I'm a messy bugger
Have you Been in Love:Yup, it's a bitch, avoid it...
Do you want to go to College:Been, it was a good time, I did enjoy it, but I'd never wanna relive it.
Do you want to get Married:Oneday
Do you belive in yourself:Vairies from time to time
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:Phhh, have you seen my love life? I think a Mule has more charm than me!
Are you a Health Freak:Fuck no!
Do you get along with your Parents:Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms:Only if there's others around, otherwise they scair me.
Do you play an Instrument:Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:T-Total
In the past month have you Smoked:Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Those Asperin have a good kick to them...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Welcome to the UK!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Once again, the UK is a nice place...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Oh god no, tasts like crap
In the past month have you been on Stage:Nope, stage-fright.
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Hate swimming, but dose having a shower count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Evans heart ;-) (only a few people will get that, just...don't ask)
Ever been Drunk:Nope
Ever been called a Tease:Yup
Ever been Beaten up:I can't remember, I think as a little kid I got beaten up in school once...ended in the bully punching a tree by acsident though...
Ever Shoplifted:There a bit too heavy for me to lift...
How do you want to Die:in a pool of melted choclate while having sex at 92 years old.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I'm 19, I am grown up, and I still dunno...how depressing...
What country would you most like to Visit:Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Thursday, 18 January 2007

Final Fantasy XI

Well as you will know if you read my comic, I've been slow to update (I hope I made up for that tonight with that big graphical update I did to the site). And there is a reason why! It's not a good reason, but is a reason. I've gotten back into playing my old nemesis...Final Fantasy XI!

I used to dispise the game, my reasons? Two of them...

1. I forked out over £170 on the game, because my BRAND NEW COMPUTER wasn't up to scratch, even then I had to run it on settings so low I couldn't read the names above other players heads, and every time the weather effects kicked in, I was kicked out of the game.

2. I played with Nathan.M...no offence to the guy but that's an unwise move. Within the space of 3 months in the game, he made me jump servers (meaning the deletion of my character each time) at least 4, maybe 5 times.

Anyway, I spent the last year or two hating the game on this basis, until recently when my older bro wanted to get into a commercial MMORPG and was tempted by the darkness that is WoW. I tried to sway him but his eyes caught the pure evil that is Everquest 2. In one last attempt to save his soul from the clutches of Blizzard or Sony, I agreed to play an MMORPG with him, and weened him onto the idea of FFXI (I didn't like it, but I knew it wasn't a bad game). And low and behold, I've been hooked since.

Anyway, after that night story, here is the reason why I've talked about this:

I'm currently a Elven Monk on the Garuda server. My name is Underscore. I know no one other than my brother (A Hume Warrior), and fancy starting a link shell. So, if you play FFXI, and are on the Garuda server, no matter of class, race, or level, get in touch :-) I'm normally somewhere around Bastok.

If you haven't played or heard of FFXI, I encourage you to give it a go. A copy doesn't cost much now and has a 30 day trial :-) if that doesn't sway you, maybe this will

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

Ello Ello
Hello Ladies...

*ahem* sorry, I've had that animation for ages, but never had a use for it...I dunno why I made it...I scare me sometimes ^_^

Anyway, this is the first real post, the last two don't really count. I've had 4 weeks of stewing in my own opinions and pissyness so lets see what I can come up with!

RACISM ON BIG BROTHER!
Oh shit! Were on series...who gives a fuck, of CBB here in jolly old Britten and this year they have gone all out to supply us with people we don't know...oh, there was that guy from A-Team...and one of the lesser known Jacksons...seems odd, Michel gets accused to fiddling the kids, but apparently his older brother gets punished.

ANYWAY, today Channel 4 got over 2000 complaints because of racism in the house! OH SHIT!You stick some real people in a house and some of them act racist, what should we do?! LETS COMPLAIN!...I'm sorry, but this just proves there are 2000 retards in the UK who have been misplaced by there carers...complaining to Channel 4 will do what? How dose it change the fact this country has an underlining racism? Fuck, a kid got attacked with a hammer by a bunch of Asian kids the other day, and what about the Danny-loma (however his name is spelt) tailor murder? (R.I.P) If we cover our eyes to the problem by trying to remove it from any form of media, how the fuck are we gonna fix the problem?!

Idiots!

MUSIC VIDEO OF THE WEEK!
Ok, a new thing for everyone, once a week...lets say...every Tuesday? I'm gonna post a new favourite music video, it could be for the video or for the song, ether way, it might stop people asking what music I like :-D So here is this weeks...


WHAT'S NEW IN LIFE?
Ok, I've been gone for 4 weeks so here is an update on my life.

  • My PC is dead, luckily I got my Laptop just in time, plus I managed to salvage the Life Of TimmY graphic file, so the comics shall continue!
  • I was 'let go' from my job. Shame, but I knew it was coming.
  • I have begun development of a new line of Neecap and Charlie comics, after a talk with Joe from Argos, and a word with Matt, as well as Alyssa nagging me to let her be a part of the cast, things are gonna look quite different...kinda...sorta...in no way at all ^_^
  • My bro and me have started playing Final Fantasy XI on the PC, I'm underscore, why not drop me a message sometime?
  • I got a copy of Wario Ware on the Wii...my god it's fun :-D
  • I've started designing the new look website for Life Of TimmY (as the old one is gone along with my dead PC and web space)
  • Scribble Zombie FINALY has a use, it's not gonna be a half arced Oekaki board any more, but a place for opinions and weirdyness :-D more info on that soon.
So yeah, how was that for the first post? Hope you enjoyed. I've noticed commenting is simple on here so give it a try :-)

More posts soon!

Tests

Ok, phone interview is out of the way, lets see what Blogger can do.

TEST ONE - YouTube Embedded Videos: PASS


TEST TWO - Images: PASS





















TEST THREE - Word Filter: PASS
fuck shit bastard bugger ass arse wanker cunt tit bollock

I guess I can live with a Blogger account till I get my own web space back then ^_^

Monday, 15 January 2007

Sunk Low

Good god, have I really resorted to a free Blogger blog? -_- this is a dark day for Timmy.J

Ok, now I know unlike my old private blog, when I click the publish button, people who know nothing about me, nore my comic will see this blog, and they will probubly be TOTALY lost, so, if your a n00b to my life, read this:

Hi! I'm Timmy, for 3 years I've run a web-comic now that takes a comical look at my own life. Right now it's being hosted at Drunk Duck, the link is HERE. For the last year or so I've also run a website along with the comic, nothing fancy, but it dose hold a blog in which I dump useless rants and life updates. But 3 weeks ago, my webspace whent down, and my host has vanished off the face of the earth, because of this, I've resorted to using this place to dump my thoughts. With luck soon I'll be out of your hair, but untill then, exspect some boring/agressive/happy/emoish/funny/offencive rants off me :-)

Ok, that's about it, I have a phone call at 8am and it's 3am right now almost so I'm off to bed, but tomorrow I'll connect this up with the Life Of TimmY comic so people can ready this ^_^


<3

Timmy.J